Filk Name: Not A Bastard
Author: Grue (grue@mail.ru)
Tune: Along Comes Mary by Bloodhound Gang
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V1:
Hello, my name is Bonky
But besides my cool big weapon
I am just a troll.

I like to bash and splatter creatures 
And my favourite daily motto
Is to kill them all. 

Ch:
But I am not a bastard - not a bastard
I am not a bastard - not a bastard

I have to try survive myself
It's not my fault that I was born
In this unfriendly world

I have to eat that rotten corpses
And raw meat as a result
I'm never feeling well

Shut up man, you talk too much
Now it's time to meet my Big Punch
Good ol' Big Punch!

V2:
I am so dumb that even funny
Cursed scroll of amnesia
Don't work for me.

I am so ugly that terinyo folks
Attacked me as I entered
I is bad you see.

Ch:
But I am not a bastard - not a bastard
I am not a bastard - not a bastard

I have to try survive myself
It's not my fault that I was born
In this unfriendly world

I have to eat that rotten corpses
And raw meat as a result
I'm never feeling well

Shut up man, you talk too much
Now it's time to meet my Big Punch
Good ol' Big Punch!